But what do the spammers actually want to tell us?

My twitter account has enjoyed an influx of clearly fake accounts (No tweets, very few followers, weird mismatched names). I've just spent the last 20 mins blocking them all. Whilst this pained me greatly, as I'm always happy to see my following go up, it also gave me the opportunity to read some of the bizarre mottos these accounts had put in their biogs to convince the me that they came from real people. I've collected them here for no other reason (aside from mild OCD) than they made me laugh a bit. Enjoy!

EDIT: Feel free to add any you have been spammed with in the comments section.

"I'm a brazilian jiujitsu student, freelance writer, like to do extreme sport."

"we are the dreamers of dreams"

"Swedish web developer."

"Bitch Please"

"Canadian software guy living in Tokyo for ages."

"Music. Science. Outdoors. Eating. Challenges."

"Inventor, Entreprenuer, Army Wife, Motivator"

"Former community radio presenter and soon to be ex webmaster who is moving back to the mainstream."

"I am Physical Graffiti"

"Stay at home mommy to two adorable kidlets, and Blockhead ;)"

"entrepreneurial, people, opportunity - looking for them all"

"...Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics... ...."

"Stalk me through Twitter. Check out my Youtube channel as well."

"Proud mother of four kids"

"writer, novelist and Blogger"

"On-Line store Vintage, Retro, Indie, Nurave, emo etc etc etc etc etc Just check out our website"

"Crossword Puzzle fanatic, Bargain hunter, Chocolate Lover, Comedy afficionada."

"Christian, Writer, Novelist, and Music Producer"

"with a love like that, you know you should be glad."

"I write stories, sing songs, and discuss roots music ad nauseum."

"Midwest boy"

"building social commerce one step at a time"

"Mia Allen is not just a Home Decor Business. Call me to ask how you can raise money for your fund raiser! 231-409-1417"

"ask your mom."

"All around awesome chick."

"I am nice and cool, college boy! Follow me"

"Student, musician, techie, gadget geek, Apple fanatic, IT expert"

"Short film producer. TV innovator. Sushi enthusiast. Geek."